As I was lying on an exam bed Monday morning, during a routine echocardiogram, I was thinking about sounds. Not just the sounds as the tech pressed the ultrasound probe to my chest and took photos—beep—typed—clackety-clunk-clackety-clackety-clunk—and played audio of my heart beat—woah-wacka-woah-wacka-woah. That alone was quite the medley.
I was also listening to the sounds of the Boston Medical office building—the whoosh of air through metal ducts in the ceiling, the padding and occasional squeak of rubber-soled shoes along the corridor, someone’s cell-phone ringing, muted conversations among the medical staff.
Medical offices have a very distinctive soundscape. Especially offices that are tied to hospitals. There is a certain muffled white noise that permeates the space, some combination of the type of linoleum and carpeting, sound-absorbing tiles on high ceilings, the cushioned shoes, the air ducts. Conversations ebb and flow around corners and through walls of exam room warrens. You can hear personal details that you shouldn’t. You can sense the tension in sotto voce murmurs.
In waiting rooms, I’ve decided there are basically two kinds of people: those who respect the presence of others and keep their voices down, and those who think they’re in their own living rooms and yell on their phones or play loud videos or music without wearing earphones. Some waiting rooms post signs that cell phones are not allowed. Some places enforce those rules. Others don’t. I have yet to determine a pattern of which kinds of doctor’s waiting rooms are more likely to be quiet or noisy. It would be an interesting subject for research.
All I know is if you dropped me blindfolded into a medical office building, I would know where I was immediately, just by the sounds. Which also means I’ve spent way too much time in medical office buildings.
Evelyn Herwitz blogs weekly about living fully with chronic disease, the inside of baseballs, turtles and frogs, J.S. Bach, the meaning of life and whatever else she happens to be thinking about at livingwithscleroderma.com. Please view Privacy Policy here.
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